"Oh fuck I forgot how to spell my name again… this is so embarrassing what do I do the next girl’s coming up in like three seconds and I’m not gonna know how to spell it. Okay Cody calm down.. Just make your signature hard to read. Scribble a little. Yeah. That’s what I’ll do. Everything will be fine. No one will suspect a thing. WAIT BUT IF ANYONE FINDS OUT MATT’S GONNA MAKE FUN OF ME FOR A WEEK AGAI- NO! Focus! Okay you can do this bro. It’ll be fine. Just lean over and ask Alli how to spell it. She won’t tell anyone right? She’s a nice girl.. She has your back, she’s your sis! Wait no but that one time… okay so back to the scribble idea. The fan won’t care, she just wants your autograph. You’re so cool now. Haha remember in 2010 when you were a nobody!!! and now look at yo.. No! Cody! Snap out of it, she’s coming!! Walking up… You can do it… Two feet away.. You got this mate…"